I was considering having this be my last post about Iceland but I want to talk about the food I had in Iceland. You’ll understand why I should keep food separate from this post once you get to towards the end. I’ll do my best to try and be as organized as possible. I’ve been told by many people that my stories tend to be in circles. I start with a point, get completely off track (like what I’m doing right now), and somehow manage to be back at the point. It’s my screwed up way of organization. It makes perfect sense to me though!
Anyways. On our third day in Iceland we took a trip to the Blue Lagoon, a touristy hot spring 30 minutes outside of Reykjavik. It was interesting to say the least. We got on the bus and everyone was wearing winter jackets and hiking boots, while Jenn and I were sporting maxi-dresses and Keds. Adorable but underdressed? I was thinking to myself “what are these people thinking?! It’s not even that cold outside!”… They were probably shaking their heads at the crazy American tourists that thought it was beach season. Maybe living in New England has prepared me for colder climates? But what was most important was that I was comfortable.
The way to pay for things at the lagoon was through a wristband. Yes, I’m a nerd but it felt very futuristic. Like maybe one day everyone will have wristbands with their credit cards attached. Maybe add a cellphone in there too and iPhones will become completely obsolete. The lagoon was amazing, warm relaxing water but not overly crowded like waterparks in the United States. The ones where, sorry to gross you out but, the water is probably more urine than actual H20. I love kids, I do, but this was like a relaxing adult waterpark completely with a spa bar. Definitely my kind of place.
After an hour in the lagoon we went upstairs to some patio chairs and decided to relax and read. Flash forward 3.5 hours and that was a fantastic nap….
Okay so here is where things are about to get a tad inappropriate. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. We decided to have a quick lunch and then get the bus back to our hostel. We gathered our things and went into the women’s locker room to change. Maybe it was the excitement to see the lagoon when I first got there but how was I not super uncomfortable with all these naked women walking around?? I should start to consider myself modest or just way to self conscious but these women had no second thought about their lack of dress. Also, I’m not sure if it’s a European thing, but the grooming habits of these women were…..non existent? All naturale! Vomit.
I got dressed faster than the morning after a one night stand with an ugly guy. Get out as fast as you can! Avoid eye contact! Make as little noise as possible! Leave everything behind! Not that that has ever happened to me….
It was horrible. I think I am officially scared for life. Painted a pretty picture for you, didn’t I?
All kidding aside, besides the unfortunate locker room experience, the lagoon was quite beautiful. Had I had unlimited funds when going here I would have bought one of the awesome bathrobes, eaten at the restaurant over looking the resort, or done one of their spa treatments. Next time!